Monday, November 21, 2011

Victorious

Macbeth kept claiming he'll never sleep again and that his hands will never be clean, I was like just shut up Macbeth!  Frustrated and aggravated with his nonsense I took matters into my own hands. After Macbeth and his lady parts ruined the murder plan I was smart and graceful enough to save us when the kings men arrived to awaken the King.  When the kings men arrived we acted as though nothing was out of the ordinary... Until that petrifying Macduff discovered him dead, at the beginning Macbeth deceived them as well as I did.  Shortly after though Macbeth started rambling and admitted to killing the guards out of anger and love for King Duncan, WHAT A FOOL! He kept rambling and wouldn't stop, my heart was racing and my palms were sweating so in order to shut Macbeth up I pretended to faint.  In which everyone stopped fighting because they were more concerned about me, the future queen, :)


After discussing a bundle of news the men decided to part but guess what?  Macbeth is hardly a suspicious name because those fools Malcolm and Donalbain (the king's sons) fled the country; the speculation is that they ordered the guards to kill there father so they could take the throne.  But since those dummies left my Macbeth is preparing to head to Scones to take the crown of Scotland!  I may seem heartless but it is just my destiny to be in this position.  I am Lady Macbeth of Scotland.


Proudly,
Lady Macbeth
Queen of Scotland

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Dreadful day, Duncan died

Duncan arrived to our home on this day in which I plotted his murder!  I reminded Macbeth he must listen to me exactly and staying cunning.  When Duncan arrived I quickly greeted him with grace and gratefulness, part of my greatly deceitful act.  Duncan informed me of his trip, while I pretended to be attentive and caring, I was just keeping my mind on the ultimate goal: the kingdom.

Duncan went to sleep as planned on this dreary night and I just new in the pit of my gut that Macbeth was not man enough to successfully perform such a duty, his nerves were going crazy.  Knowing that Macbeth couldn't do as I asked, I was prepared.  Once all were asleep and the good night bell had sounded I, me the woman of the throne, scurried to Duncan's room with a dagger in hand.  I was entirely ready to stab King Duncan to his final breath when I made the mistake of looking at his face, King Duncan has an uncanny resemblance to my sleeping father!  My despised feminine emotions took me away from Duncan in that instant, and carried me back to my quarters.

As I paced the bedroom I was highly upset with myself and just as the bedroom door opened I was readying myself to put my pansy of a husband in place!  But once Macbeth walked through the door he admitted he committed the murder of the King.  I was proud for a moment until I realized he brought back the bloody dagger to our room, he ruined the wretched plan!!!

Macbeth killing the King :D

Ambitiously,
Lady Macbeth
Lady of Cawdor

Mastemind of Murder and Macbeth

When the glorious thane of Cawdor arrived home today I had made up my mind that Duncan had to be exterminated.  I quickly told my hubby of my great plan to frame the guards!  Macbeth was such a pansy, not worthy of being called a man any longer! He disgraced me and increased my desires, I prayed that the gods unsex me and allow me to have the evil abilities I desired for the moment.  I cannot believe Macbeth was such a little girl about killing Duncan, it is for our  glory, is it not? 


Macbeth finally realized how womanly he was acting and decided to commit to the murder plans, but I was skeptical about his true ability to perform this treacherous, but necessary act of ambition.  I am not evil for desiring to be the highest of royalty, am I?  I just want what any mortal could ever desire, power and glory!  With or without Macbeth I will exterminate King Duncan successfully and Macbeth will take the throne of Scotland.

Yours truly,
Lady Macbeth
Lady of Cawdor

Thursday, November 17, 2011

A Letter From My Honored Man :)

My wonderful husband sent me a fascinating letter today.  First he informed me that the war with Norway has ceased and that Scotland is victorious!  Also, my husband has been greeted with some great honors! Not only is he being glorified all across Scotland, but this news has made it all the way to King Duncan's ears!  When Macbeth and Banquo were about Forres they ran into three weird, witch sisters who gave the pair insight to their futures, and guess what! The prophecy of these witches is that Macbeth will escalate from Thane of Glamis to Thane of Cawdor, followed by King of Scotland!  What a glorious bit of news, right? 

My letter from my love 

I am thrilled over my husbands honor, I just know he will be king soon enough. I'll do what I have to do to make sure we are the highest of royalty.  For we deserve it, well I at least.  Macbeth questions if the prophecy is true a bit, which is bothersome; I just know we will be king and queen soon enough.  We'll do whatever it takes to eliminate anything that stands in the way of our throne!  Even if it means committing the biggest sin known to mortal man, I'll always keep my eyes on the prize.


-Lady Macbeth
Lady of Glamis